sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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