do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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