guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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