Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Farmville is her only friend.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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