Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
