Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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