Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize
