exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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