sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Randomize
