This girl is more easily done than said...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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