You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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