yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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