so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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