I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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