Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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