dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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