dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Damn victory sex feels great
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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