I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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