Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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