she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
