Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
