This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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