i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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