i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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