i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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