This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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