i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My ass is underappreciated
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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