I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
