I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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