Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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