I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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