Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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