I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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