I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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