I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize