Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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