sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
