okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
