Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just want to make out with him forever
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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