You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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