How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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