2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Nicole vs. Life
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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