So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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