Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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