She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
