Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Moan for me like Helen Keller
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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