what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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