i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Randomize
