Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like his penis was on wheels.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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