i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
This toilet bowl is my home.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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