So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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