I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Brb crying the tears of my youth
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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