chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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